$Zeroistic Reactions

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Complaint Department (Assorted Reactions)

so, have you got any high praise, witty comments,
useful facts, kindly suggestions, well-intentioned
criticisms, and/or totally pointless complaints about
any of my profound and/or amusing $Zeroisms?

well then, welcome to the $ZeroisticReactions blog.

sure, this is nothing but a totally disorganized
free-for-all reaction zone... but at least it's free.

there's Much Better stuff to come for paid subscribers.

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see what a creative genius i really am?

sure you do.

admit it.

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can you see how the ass-kissing-Free, overly-optimistic
$Zeroisms subscription format is slowly emerging?

well, if you have any entrepreneurial vision at all,
i'm afraid i've already shown you way too much.

(even though there's a whole lot more to the concept)

however... being as i'm flat broke, and largely at
the mercy of morons, i have very few other options
right now.

awww... shall i throw a pity party?

what say you?


-$Zero... ThankYouForReading...
ThisFreeBlog... (PunchlinesAreStillExtra)...


COMING SOON: pity party tickets for sale, cheap.


[originally posted @ 4:09 pm on March 1st, 2004.]